47. MLT Become a wealthy, capitalist sweatshop owner
Those who didn’t make it…
Peegee.............................6
Psychotic..........................6
Miriel.............................4
SuperMillionaire...................4
The Man............................4
Cuchulainn.........................3
Raistlin...........................3
Loony BoB..........................2
Mister Adequate....................2
nik0tine...........................1
RSL................................1
Pantz..............................0
Originally Posted by Formalhaut, with some help from Jiro
It’s funny really, that this award has sprung up, because anecdotally, many of our members are either indifferent about publicly revealing their affiliation with EoFF, or downright scared of such a secret being revealed! Indeed, some of our members see EoFF as their little secret and if the outside world found out, up would become down and sandwiches will jump up and destroy their human oppressors. I myself am one of these members, which makes my nomination for this award all the more surprising.
However, being open about their link to EoFF is only the first step. A good writing skill is also needed. The New York Times is a prestigious newspaper – only the best writers would get through to publish an article. Thankfully, there’s no shortage of talent here on EoFF. Naturally, we have our esteemed editors Locky and Aulayna, but there are others on this forum too that possess an incredible talent for writing and article writing. So just who do we have?
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Aulayna: A prime editor, her heroic coverage of the E3 event is the stuff of legend. Going through days on as little as four hours sleep AND still putting down a job AND being an editor. Wowzers. That’s the sort of dedication someone needs to impress a newspaper like the New York Times. Can she make it? You’d bet your last gil she’ll be awake to see the results.
Likely Headline - “The EoFF Ciddies: Bigger Than The Oscars”
Azar: As a former Cid’s Knight, Azar certainly has the inner discipline to produce a lengthy, well written editorial. His tireless efforts on the frontsite before the current institution of Editor are the stuff of legend. However, what many of you should also know is that Azar wrote that famous Kotaku article as well! Indeed, that was certainly worthy of props and is a clear example of his work. Azar is certainly a worthy contender and you’d be foolish to rule him out!
Likely Headline - “The Final Fantasy Fansite That Changed Thousands Of Lives”
Formalhaut: Though he is the youngest nominee, don't underestimate this fine young man! With enough passion to be considered a type of fruit (what a lame pun), Formalhaut has taken the reigns of EoFF's community updates and done an admirable job. Making the jump from 'community newsletter' to the world's most famous newspaper isn't easy, but with time on his side and ever increasing skills, all it takes is a little more confidence and he'll be on his way!
Likely Headline - “Finding a Home Away From Home”
Jiro: One of the most prominent members we have ever had in recent years, Jiro certainly knows his way around a newspaper. With one-and-a-half degrees in journalism already, Jiro is clearly super keen on news reporting, and an obvious choice to win the award. Being both a Cid’s Knight and Editor during his time here, Jiro can be trusted to do a good job. Will he score this scoop today?
Likely Headline - “Australian-American Relations Improve Thanks To Gaming Fansite”
Locky: Like Aulayna, Locky is another top editor who is almost always on the front site. Her articles are both informative and hilarious; a tricky balancing act. Locky is also one of the most popular members of our forums and so were she to write for the New York Times it would certainly be flying off the shelves! Couple that with a journalism degree and Locky is a force to be reckoned with!
Likely Headline - “How A Fansite Sparked My Scatological Fetish”
Ouch!: Named after a well known saying, Ouch! is definitely one of our more opinionated members. In the journalism world, this is only a good thing. EoFF has formally recognised him for his service and dedication to the site before, and it would be no stretch of the imagination to imagine him taking it further and selling us in the New York Times! His indignant passion for XI and XIV will serve him well in the editorial world. Plus, he lives in New York (at least, that's the last I heard!)
Likely Headline - “Why MMO Should Be Taught In All Schools”
Psychotic: Another contender right here. Besides the amazing character theme articles Psychotic did in the build-up for the 25th Anniversary, he’s also one of the most influential members on EoFF and so a big paper like the New York Times would certainly pique their interest. He might seem the underdog, but don't count him out! Can Psychotic clinch victory here today?
Likely Headline – “New Gameshow To Find America’s Next Top L’Cie”
The Man: With a name like his, it’s easy to see how he could write for the New York Times. Forever involved with the politics of EoFF, he’s a real card who never backs down over anything. Sounds perfect for journalism then. The Man knows his stuff and, so long as he can keep a little objectivity, he would do an excellent job representing EoFF.
Likely Headline – “WikiLeaks To Pair with Newly Formed EoFFLeaks”
Wolf Kanno: If there’s one thing that defines Wolf Kanno, it is definitely is posting in the lower Final Fantasy sub-forums. Clearly his forte then is debating about Final Fantasy to death. Seems fair, seeing how we are on a Final Fantasy forum! Wolf Kanno also detests everything and anything about FFXIII so I wouldn’t be surprised if his editorial reflects this.
Likely Headline – “Why I Hate ‘America’s Next Top L’Cie’”
Yerushalmi: As he loves to inform us, he is an editor. And editors love to use words, especially his words that put even the most precise talker to shame. Sure, journalism isn’t his actual field now (he’s now writing marketing speak. It’s as fun as it speaks), but it’s all about the transferable skills right? Having worked at the Jerusalem Post, he knows to keep to deadlines, last-minute prime minister strokes be damned. However, would we expect Yeru to write about EoFF so soon into his stay here? Would we expect Yeru to write to the New York Times which is apparently anti-Israeli? Stranger things have happened.
Those who didn’t make it…
Ouch!..............................7
Locky..............................5
Psychotic..........................3
The Man............................3
Yerushalmi.........................3
Wolf Kanno.........................2
Aulayna............................1
Formalhaut.........................1
RSL................................1
Originally Posted by Pike
As an aside, hat tip to Raist for running the Ciddies using the Del Murder reveal method instead of taking millions of years BoB style
Worthy winner here.
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