I've got ten chigger bites and I'm sweating so hard my thighs are a slip and slide!

[fire_of_avalon]

I'm glad I live in England where the bugs are either very small or non-existent. The worst bug we have (for me) is the moth. I have a bloody phobia of the moth. God knows how I'd cope in some other country where the moth is probably the size of your fist. The spiders here are fairly small as well, though I still cannot stand them.

Here's a story, true story, I saw a bat-sized moth the other day. I thought it was a bat at first then it crashed on the ground near me and started thrashing about and it was a white moth. The size of a bat. Bigger than some bats.

Thought of Pike.