Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic
EoFFers are truly terrifying, and I can safely say I would not like to be within a mile radius of any of you without a flamethrower to hand, because upon seeing any of you it would just be an instinctive reflex reaction to want to BURN IT WITH FIRE.

If EoFFers were movie villains, who would they be...?


Not really all that terrifying, and he is more focused on finding the ideal man slave to share the rest of his life with. Still, your instinctive reaction upon seeing him is surely "...what the smurf?" while being quietly aroused.

It's because he's Irish! Haha, what a unique and zany twist! No, really I'm doing this because I want you all to be aware that a young Jennifer Aniston was in a horror movie starring Warwick Davies as a leprechaun. How brilliant is that?

He's good and he knows it. He's not content with smurfing your trout up, oh no, he's going to taunt you and mock you and let you know exactly what a magnificent bastard he is. Just be careful not to open any boxes or PMs he sends you...

Before you die, you see a rather grumpy Southern Belle who has told y'all countless times to knock it off and stop being a jerk and she really hoped she wouldn't have to do this but you kind of left her with no choice. If foa crawls out of your computer screen, God himself cannot save you now.


Clearly keeps his mother's desiccating corpse in a basement, and she's the one posting from his account.

Very intelligent, supremely calculating, likes to tuck his junk in and pretend he's a lady.



Very dangerous, seems to have no end game or goal other than absolute chaos and mayhem. Was extremely popular and edgy back in 2008, but now kind of stale and overplayed and everyone has moved on. ...

One of the worst movies ever made, just as Shlup is one of the worst EoFFers ever. Still, although you feel really weird for thinking it, she's kind of cute.
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Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous voter
I imagine the person who is actually the craziest is also the scariest