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    fight oppression, eat hawaiian pizza

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    this is my mom viewing your post over my shoulder

    "ohhhhhh canadian bacon pizza I have to haaaave it"

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    tell your mom she has excellent taste

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    HHAHAHAH

    Copy paste DUH.

    That's hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raistlin View Post
    The best newbies have slogans. "The cid's knights are like shinra," "I H8 U SUPER DELETE," "copy paste DUH," etc. Psychotic will back me up on this.
    I'm an editor.
    <img src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3451091/dot.gif" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:="var e=$(this);var se=$(e).closest('li').prev().find('.postcontent').parent();var te=$(e).parent();var tc=se.html();var th=120;var sh=parseInt(se.height());var r=th/sh;te.html(tc);te.css({'transform-origin':'0% 0%','-webkit-transform-origin':'0% 0%','transform':'scaleY('+r+')','-webkit-transform':'scaleY('+r+')','height':th+'px'});" />

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    Staff accepts sexual favours.


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    Nope. No we don't. Don't merge us in with Raistlin's awfulness.

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    When I was a newb, I was always told that Staff accepted sexual favours!

    You mean all those pics BoB told me to send so I wouldn't get banned were a lie?


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    What BoB tells you to do in private does not reflect on the decisions or moderating enforcement of the Eyes on Final Fantasy Staff.

    In other words, u got scammed bro

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    But...*curls into a ball and rocks back and forth* Think of my happy place...myhappyplace...noplacelikehome...


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    Don't eat the water.

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    BoB will most definitely not use your hair to create several clones of you and keep them in giant tubes like in the Venture Bros.

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    Haha... Someone said DON'T get banned. They obviously have not met me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snacks View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Award Shorts View Post
    What advice would you offer to new (or returning, or otherwise!) EoFFers?
    Don't be skt/snacks and forget about the forums for years and then come back and be like, oh.
    I was like that for a few years, but mainly do to not having access to internet for a while.

    *No matter how long you are gone, there will always be a place here for you.
    *Find yourself a creative name, something that will stick out.
    *If you use a smartphone to log on, then don't use the mobile background...you miss out on some good signatures.
    *Have at least a little bit of common sense.

    There are a few words of wisdom from the master.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pantz View Post
    Don't eat the water.
    I think you mean the soup.
    <img src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3451091/dot.gif" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:="var e=$(this);var se=$(e).closest('li').prev().find('.postcontent').parent();var te=$(e).parent();var tc=se.html();var th=120;var sh=parseInt(se.height());var r=th/sh;te.html(tc);te.css({'transform-origin':'0% 0%','-webkit-transform-origin':'0% 0%','transform':'scaleY('+r+')','-webkit-transform':'scaleY('+r+')','height':th+'px'});" />

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