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I was sitting in a car and it ran me over.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
feck this, driving next to semis in the worst
Anyways once I backed into some guy who was zooming by at top speed in a parking lot. He had a big ol' truck and I have a tiny little Toyota Corolla so it didn't do anything to him and mashed up my rear end pretty good. He promptly fled the premises. Joke's on him, because he left it counted as a hit and run and not my fault![]()