I walked into the screen door to our balcony on Saturday. I forgot it was there.

And. One time... I was really stoned.. At work. And I rang in a loaded sweet potato with a bunch of other stuff on it. Like tomatoes and cheese and bacon and chili.

Yep. I also used to have a really bad habit of greeting other people's tables like they were mine at Red Lobster. A friend caught it and they were like "Yo dawg. You just greeted my table." and so I told the table, "I was just kiddin' y'all, I'm not really your server. He'll be right with you." And everyone laughed hard. Good times.