And here is my review of Time and Eternity, done through Chat as I played in real time!

[10:36:36] UncleBigHands> Oh god, this is some smurfing aweful animation.
[10:36:57] UncleBigHands> The animated cutscenes from Xenogears looked less aweful.
[10:38:26] UncleBigHands> I have't even done any gameplay yet, and I'm about to quit. O_O
[10:38:54] UncleBigHands> Imagine the most stereotypical anime characters you've ver scene.
[10:38:57] UncleBigHands> And this is worse.
[10:39:00] UncleBigHands> So much worse.
[10:39:23] UncleBigHands> And this dialoge......
[10:40:13] UncleBigHands> Oh god the animation is getting worse.
[10:40:34] UncleBigHands> They didn't even try to properly lip synk this.
[10:40:40] UncleBigHands> synch*
[10:41:02] UncleBigHands> And the subtitles are near unreadable because of the color choices.
[10:41:14] UncleBigHands> I payed it off the day before the reviews came out, so I felt obligated.
[10:41:26] UncleBigHands> The Voice acting isn't.... that bad?
[10:42:02] UncleBigHands> This is like, a Parody of bad anime stereotypes without actually being a parody.
[10:42:13] UncleBigHands> Kind of like the Movie Movies.
[10:42:22] UncleBigHands> I think this is the game equivelant of that.
[10:43:46] UncleBigHands> IT's been a lot of bad dialogue, troutty animation, and.... Now I am asking her if she should call me 'honey' or 'daddy'
[10:43:57] UncleBigHands> Yeah, I think that's a good summation of the game thus far.
[10:44:06] UncleBigHands> Daddy it is!
[10:45:02] UncleBigHands> Okay, the way he delivered the line 'How about you call me daddy' was smurfing beautiful.
[10:46:09] UncleBigHands> And the girl who is suppose to be happy and energetic seems.... Earilly soulless.
[10:47:22] UncleBigHands> 70% of the time the expressions don't match the voice and dialogue.
[10:48:26] UncleBigHands> ....And I think they just made a dick joke about a baby dragon.
[10:49:53] UncleBigHands> ....And on the wedding I was able to asnwer 'I don't'.
[10:50:02] UncleBigHands> The Pastor basically told me I was wrong.
[10:52:21] UncleBigHands> And within two minutes of the actual plot starting, it has already caved in on itself.
[10:58:05] UncleBigHands> And oh god the camera.
[10:58:19] UncleBigHands> It actually hurts to watch this.
[11:12:07] UncleBigHands> You know those older RPG's like Wizardry that had the first person perspective when going through dungeons?
[11:12:21] UncleBigHands> The camera is like that, but in third person.
[11:12:45] UncleBigHands> Yet your character moves as if they were a character in an old animated FMV game.
[11:12:56] UncleBigHands> And doesn't seem like they are actually in the world, just animated in.
[11:13:10] UncleBigHands> It's almost glorious how smurfing terrible this game is.
[11:14:27] UncleBigHands> This may well be the troutiest game I have ever playe din my life.
[11:15:51] UncleBigHands> And I'm done.

1/10, cause at least the voice Acting isn't entirely trout, and two jokes were funny.