Last weekend Spuuky's family were helping us move house and they brought our niece and nephew along, both of whom are under age 5.

Nephew: Auntie Nicky, will you play hide and seek with us?
Nicky: Yeah, okay! You guys go hide, I'll come find you!
Nephew: Okay! *runs off*
Nicky: Okay, you better hide! One....two...three...
Nephew: *giggling*
Nicky: *walks out of the house and down the street, away from the children*

Bah. Other people's children.