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    What are some (non-hurtful and silly) lies your parents told you? Lies you've told your children? Lies you might/will tell your children?
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    I honestly can't think of any.

    Other than Santa Claus I guess.

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    They told me they loved me.



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    ...Sephex what

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    Yeah, I'll tell my kids about Santa and the Easter bunny and tooth fairy. May as well.

    I can't think of any lies my parents told me.

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    Santa/tooth fairy/Easter bunny/etc. That's it.

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    "Parents?"

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    My mom told me she forgot when she and my dad got married. Did not figure out she was lying until I was 24 and found photos of their wedding where you could see she was very pregnant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shlup View Post
    My mom told me she forgot when she and my dad got married. Did not figure out she was lying until I was 24 and found photos of their wedding where you could see she was very pregnant.
    ... xD

    You were a surprisingly credulous youth, Shluppers. Didn't you also believe in Santa well into double-digits?

    My parents did the usual Santa/tooth fairy thing, though I stopped believing in them after I was about 4 or 5. I can't think of any other "lies."

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    My Mom told me that if I slept in a room with the fan on and the doors/windows closed, that I would die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miriel View Post
    My Mom told me that if I slept in a room with the fan on and the doors/windows closed, that I would die.
    this is a fairly widely-held belief in South Korea actually. Fan death - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    i can't think of anything out of the ordinary my parents did. they were pretty straightforward with me.

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    Umm, Santa exists guys?

    Adults that I've lived with and my mother liked to lie to me about their excessive drug use, if that counts.

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    I want to laugh harder at fan death, but we have our own really stupid culture-based misconceptions.

    My parents told me when I was very little, as long as they didn't act alarmed, I could hurt myself (minor stuff) and not really be phased by it. If I fell and scraped myself or burned myself, they said afterwords I would glance over at them. If they made a fuss I'd get concerned. If they didn't, I would grunt and keep going.

    I guess that's a close as it gets other than Santa Claus.

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    Nothing about my parents comes straight to mind... but when I was around 4 my grampy told me that the lumps in gravy were turtles and I refused to eat gravy well until I was in my teens. Mostly I was scarred and just disgusted by gravy ... and then I met poutine.

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