I went out to dinner a few days ago and the table decided to get a bottle of wine to go with our dinner. The cheapest wine was $40. The cheapest! I mean... you can get like a dozen cheeseburgers for that price!

I really only like the cheap cheap wine. The two buck chucks and whatnot.

And honestly, if I had the choice, I would skip any alcohol in lieu of more food and desserts.