I've been bitten by numerous dangerous animals. In order of "ow" I would say the dog was worst (but I was five years old), then Danielle, then the cats, then Tara.

I've been scratched by a bunch of cats, too, and have been attacked by a very angry magpie back when I was around five or so. Obviously I was a prime target at that age...

Oh, and don't get me started on wasps. Worse than all of the above bar the dog, probably.

If a legitimately dangerous animal attacked me, I would probably not be able to scream or anything because when a shark drags you underwater, all you can do is hope to punch it in the gills before it rips you in half.