A few months ago I was bitten by a dog. It tore my lower lip almost clean off, and ripped open part of my upper lip. I went to the hospital where the doctor did a fantastic job stitching me back up. Oddly enough I felt hardly any pain, from the bite to the stitching, to the healing process

My lips were swollen up like balloons for a while, but they've gone down aside from a slight part on the lower right part of my bottom lip, which won't go down. The scars are still there too of course.

I did kick ass the whole time though. When the nurses came in and saw my lips hanging off I said "sorry ladies, I'm usually far more suave than this", although I think it came out like "Suuh laths, Ill ushel frr mur shlave thhm thsss".

I would post pictures (the doc kindly took before and after pictures), but they look pretty gruesome and I'm not 100% on where the line is on pictures here.