How do you feel when you're being attacked by an animal? Do you scream like a little school girl? Do you cry? Do you bleed??
Dangerous Animals!
How do you feel when you're being attacked by an animal? Do you scream like a little school girl? Do you cry? Do you bleed??
ahahaha that first one
I was attacked in the face by a parrot and it was terrifying. Nearly gave me the septum piercing I had been considering and additionally nearly gouged my eye out. So now I'm afraid of birds larger than lovebirds.
I was attacked by a small dog once, it was funny and I punted that little bastard for biting my ankle.
smurfing chihuahua.
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
I was bit on my cheek by a Boston Terrier when I was 3 - it bit a hole in my face & I had to get 20 stitches. I still have the scar. According to Jay, the doctor did a bad job with the stitches. Oddly enough, my dad grew up with Boston Terriers.
Otherwise, no. I haven't been attacked by an animal. My poodle used to chase ducks, but one day, a goose was in the pack and he went after it.. But.. It got mad and went after him. It was hilarious. And then my daughter was trying to feed some ducks and swans, but they were on her like white on rice and she flipped out. I laughed a lot. It was funny.
Master of the Fork
Cid's Knight
THAT'S RIGHT. BEWARE THE MIGHTY OTTER.
I have been bit by a dog before. It hurt. I cried.
Otters rape baby seals in San Francisco Bay.
I have had a dig snap at me, had a parrot bite my cheek. That's it.
Signature by rubah. I think.
A few months ago I was bitten by a dog. It tore my lower lip almost clean off, and ripped open part of my upper lip. I went to the hospital where the doctor did a fantastic job stitching me back up. Oddly enough I felt hardly any pain, from the bite to the stitching, to the healing process
My lips were swollen up like balloons for a while, but they've gone down aside from a slight part on the lower right part of my bottom lip, which won't go down. The scars are still there too of course.
I did kick ass the whole time though. When the nurses came in and saw my lips hanging off I said "sorry ladies, I'm usually far more suave than this", although I think it came out like "Suuh laths, Ill ushel frr mur shlave thhm thsss".
I would post pictures (the doc kindly took before and after pictures), but they look pretty gruesome and I'm not 100% on where the line is on pictures here.
If folks want to see, they are probably better off PMing you privately.
A mosquito bit me once.
Once.
I like dangerous animals very much!
Shorty is one of my closest friends!
Originally Posted by Fynn
I am the a whisperer of all species and the animals flock to me and I commune with them.
I just really hate geese, guys.
Ah I forgot;
As I've said in prievious threads, I was held up to a cockatoo at age 1 and it bit my nose in half. I'll eventually have to have surgery so I can breathe out of my nose, otherwise my left nostril will eventually close up due to cartilage that never healed correctly and is still growing sideways inside my nose.
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
The only animals I associate with are corgis, and they're sweethearts.
All others are savages.
Ugh. All this otter business made me have a dream about otters last night.
No bueno y'all.
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