The "if we're 40 and single" pact

[Rocket Edge]

It I am lonely bachelor living off beans on toast with no babies, then yeah, come at me.

[Tigmafuzz]

I'm never getting married. People like me don't get married!

Let's see how you feel when you hit 40

[Venom65437]

...she never married you? Wow, you must be the only one.

I don't seem to remember her ever marrying me either. I must have been one of the few people who was active at that point whom she didn't marry.

@topic, I don't have this pact with anyone. And at almost 30 I'm already starting to feel a bit hopeless. :<

I'm with ya, buddy!

[Spooniest]

I've been married, and while I was faithful, I generally sucked at it in every other conceivable way.

In 9 years I'll be 40, but I really can't say I'd be cavalier in any way about getting married again.