You've just entered #shortysworld. Please keep your hands and feet inside the compartment at all times.
You've just entered #shortysworld. Please keep your hands and feet inside the compartment at all times.
I'd happily give my number to you horrible people but everytime I talk to a foreigner, especially even people who speak English as their native language they have no idea what I'm saying. My Irish accent be fairly strong because I usually have to repeat every sentence like a robot after they didn't understand what I said first. :chuckle:
Str8 Pimpin'
I only get penis like once a week.
BoB why don't you love me as much.
Anyone at all is welcome to send me their phone numbers. Someday, when I get bored and trawl through my phone, you may get a phonecall from me. Or, more likely, a slightly awkward WhatsApp/SMS message.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
I have specifically asked BoB not to send me penises, so hopefully he will not send me penises.
There was a four or five year period in my life where a friend and I would only greet each other with the word penis. It replaced hello basically. Suffice it to say the word has lost any shock value at all for me.
I'm saying 113 if we're doing it Price is Right style.
Guess I'll throw my lot in too.
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