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    Default Dating Barret

    Who did it? How did it go?



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    I did it. It went fine up until he started shooting around. Too bad they didn't let us participate in the play though, that'd have made for some amusement.

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    I don't think I've ever managed this. I tried once. Did everything I could to ignore the girls. I think I didn't make it to the date sequence though for some reason.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Wait what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by noxious.sunshine View Post
    Wait what?
    Aeris, Tifa, and Yuffie aren't the only ones you can do the date sequence with at the Gold Saucer. By completely ignoring all the women you can go on a date with Barret!


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    OHHHHH That part... I was like "wtf?" lol

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    >> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..

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    Awe...cute couple. I think I managed to pull this off once, but I don't remember how.

    It's funny how defensive Barret gets over Marlene, especially since it is Tifa and Cloud who are taking care of her later too. Barret is a crappy father figure.

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    I followed a specific guide and found it easy.

    Really disappointing about the show though >.<

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    Never got it. I'm unable to ignore women, even polygons.

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    I did it and I'm just sad the game didn't let him become Cloud's love interest throughout the rest of the game.

    And that he wasn't wearing his sailor suit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Adequate View Post
    I did it and I'm just sad the game didn't let him become Cloud's love interest throughout the rest of the game.

    And that he wasn't wearing his sailor suit.
    I think had Barrett been wearing that suit during the date, I would make it my mission to date him every time, he clearly needs more air time wearing that awesome suit.

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    All of Barret's lines seem really out of character until they get on the gondola. Then it's like thirty seconds of intense masculinity and then weird guy talk and some sentiment. I dunno. Barret and Cloud had a really interesting dynamic, I wish it developed a little further and a little better.

    Having Barret in the show was a missed golden opportunity though.

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