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    Default A Roundhouse Kick into the Fires of Avalon

    To celebrate FOAs birthday lets all write about all the great things she's done! I'll start us off:

    When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from FOA.

    If you just wish to wish her a happy birthday, go here: http://home.eyesonff.com/wonder-square/151392-foa.html
    FOA

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    FOA gave birth to Chuck Norris, and told him he was a pansy because he didn't have any facial hair. That's why he has that moustache now.
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    FoA once broke a mirror and gave everyone else on Earth seven years bad luck. She later spilled a little bit of salt later while seasoning her dinner, knocking one year off the bad luck.

    The date was September 1st, 1939.

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    foa scissorkicked Bruce Lee in the skull and that's why he's dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
    foa scissorkicked Bruce Lee in the skull and that's why he's dead.

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    FOA won a game of Yu-Gi-Oh using the five of spades

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    Several species when extinct because they were fighting over who got to be eaten for dinner by FOA.
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    Scientists trying to make a stronger more powerful clone of FOA could never finish the job because FOA cannot be improved upon.

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