Someone interview me

[Pumpkin]

Why don't you text me more often?

Because my phone sucks and texting is a pain in the butt.

If you had the ability to morph into a bulletproof flying shark with laser eyes, would you use your powers for good or evil?

I would be a neutral bulletproof flying shark with laser eyes.

What is your favorite taco?

The kind that you eat?

I like the hardshell ones with ground beef, lettuce, tomatoes, salsa, sour cream and cheese. In that order.