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    Are you a dragon who is a king or a king who leads dragons? A king who turns into dragons?
    mfw you post

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    There is a mutant aligcroc ready to pounce on you. You may choose from the following weapons to defend yourself: Old Chili, Peegee's Boxers, or chicken feather. What do you choose and why?
    I ignore the old chilli because I know that won't work. It has to be fresh chilli to take off at least 151HP. Peegee's boxers won't work because they smell like Facebook political posts, so I have to go with the chicken feather because as it states in the Final Fantasy XXXIV Ultimania Extra [D014] Guide, Mutant Aligcroc's are allergic to chicken feathers.

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    jesus christ. I remember when she was like 12-years-old at posting at FG (which, in hindsight, was probably not the best place for a girl her age...).

    How old do you feel right now?
    Normally I would joke that I feel SO OLD, but lately I have been feeling pretty good about that. Granted my sister's age makes me feel old here and there, but it's actually cool to have a sibling that's growing into true adulthood.

    As for FG? Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhh, but she handled herself very well. Still does actually. She's dating a popular speedrunner these days and basically lets the few trolls that come her way roll off her back. I guess FG was good training for such things!

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    How does it feel to be a cult hero at EoFF?
    If that is actually true, it feels weird. But it also feels cool because I always like the underdog hero types in stories I was into. So now I am that on a forum! I'll take it!

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    Are you a dragon who is a king or a king who leads dragons? A king who turns into dragons?
    There is a simple, but lengthy explanation concerning that title. You see, Whe--dasf jakj fffffffffffffffff



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    HAHAHAHAHHAA! NICE TRY TIFA WITH THE BOOBS FROM CACTUS LAND!!! YOU WILL NEVER KNOW MY SECRETES!!!!

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    Why is Eric such a cheating smurfing asshole when you play video games? It's not even just Mario Party.

    How's the new place going?

    Did you do anything embarrassing or awkward during that first meetup with Shelly?

    Are you glad you came up with Sephex and not some super lame name?

    What are the Polo Ponies?

    What fruit or vegetable is the best weapon?

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    Why is Eric such a cheating smurfing asshole when you play video games? It's not even just Mario Party.
    It ain't Eric that cheats! It's Steve! edczxcvbnm is an asshat!!!

    How's the new place going?
    So far so good. Very few bumps in the road. I am enjoying it very much!

    Did you do anything embarrassing or awkward during that first meetup with Shelly?
    Nothing embarrassing, but I took a risk by making a joke. We were sitting at a table and she said something that was kind of cool. So I banged the underside of the table with my hand and told her that was my boner launching into the table instead.

    Are you glad you came up with Sephex and not some super lame name?
    I think it works, yeah. I don't even think about it anymore.

    What are the Polo Ponies?
    The Polo Ponys are a band that edczxcvbnm (vocals, keyboard, drum loops) and I (guitar) came up with. It was first an attempt to make fun of music that tries too hard to be heavy for the sake of it. It morphed into us trying to top each ridiculous song. Whenever we experimented or toned it down, it wasn't as funny. Also, the name comes from the time edczxcvbnm and I were in English class in High School and the whole class was reading "The Great Gatsby" out loud. Someone mentioned polo ponies in the story and we both lost it laughing because we KNEW that we were picturing ponies playing water polo.

    What fruit or vegetable is the best weapon?
    Carrots. Clive Owen killed someone with a carrot before.

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    MORE QUESTIONS:

    Favorite soft drink/soda/pop?

    Favorite band?

    If you could do anything illegal, no strings attached, what would you do?

    How many jellybeans are in this imaginary jar?

    Star Wars or Star Trek?

    On a scale of 1 to 10, how awesome do you think Final Fantasy IX is?

    How hot do you take your showers?

    What's your favorite sport and/or exercise?

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    MORE QUESTIONS:

    Favorite soft drink/soda/pop?
    Pepsi, but I have been on a 7up kick these days. With or without booze mixed in.

    Favorite band?
    That was one of the main questions, silly! Nine Inch Nails!

    If you could do anything illegal, no strings attached, what would you do?
    Easy. Rob a bank. All the money I would get would fulfill other desires.

    How many jellybeans are in this imaginary jar?
    5,112,799,332,143,236,345,443,677,890,124

    Star Wars or Star Trek?
    I adore the Original Trilogy. However, I am a HUGE fan of The Next Generation. I guess my answer is it depends on what "section" of Star Wars and Star Trek we are talking about!

    On a scale of 1 to 10, how awesome do you think Final Fantasy IX is?
    9. I loved the combination of an old school Final Fantasy with then modern elements. It just has a great charm to it that was missing from the series at the time (and is once again missing from the series).

    How hot do you take your showers?
    Fairly hot, but I usually take quick showers.

    What's your favorite sport and/or exercise?
    Football (American) is my favorite sport. GO BEARS!! I like just about any cardio exercise because it makes my whole body feel good, and it is the most effective weight loss sort of deal.

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    What robot master did Mega Man steal from to gain the power of viruses?

    I am just... that ace!

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    What robot master did Mega Man steal from to gain the power of viruses?
    Viral Man.

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    Do you think Flash Man and Crash Man hang out more because they rhyme?

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    Do you think Flash Man and Crash Man hang out more because they rhyme?
    Dear Lord, that whole bit had me laughing so hard. Stash Man!!

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    How could you mention Polo Ponys and not mention your #1 biggest fan?

    Why aren't people asking you more questions? C'mon people, it's the Dragon King!

    Will you draw me a seahorse battling a manta ray?

    Is there anything you would like to be asked, other than "would you like this giant bag of money"?

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    If you could star in any game, which would you choose?

    What is your favourite non-Final Fantasy game?

    What song would you say is the theme song to your life?

    What would you do if you saw them talking on the talkies?

    What is your favourite compass direction?

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    whats the best thing youve ever done for another person

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    How could you mention Polo Ponys and not mention your #1 biggest fan?
    Sorry. When our album sold 4 copies, I guess I forgot where our original fanbase was at!

    Why aren't people asking you more questions? C'mon people, it's the Dragon King!
    People hate me, I guess. That or the Dragon King ate them.

    Will you draw me a seahorse battling a manta ray?
    You have the bad luck of me answering this question at work. Maaaaaaybe later.

    Is there anything you would like to be asked, other than "would you like this giant bag of money"?
    "Would you like TWO giant bags of money?"

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    If you could star in any game, which would you choose?
    I would be in an EarthBound game. My power would be using drugs and alchol to enhance abilities. The player has to make sure I don't go overboard with my vices, but still use regularly enough to be effective in battle.

    What is your favourite non-Final Fantasy game?
    Mega Man 2.

    What song would you say is the theme song to your life?
    Talk Talk - LIFE'S WHAT YOU MAKE IT - 1986 - YouTube

    What would you do if you saw them talking on the talkies?
    I would walk the walkie?

    What is your favourite compass direction?
    North. Usually north leads to good things. Unless you make a film with that title.

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    whats the best thing youve ever done for another person
    I saved my mother's life.

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