That's right, I'm back in time for The 2002 Miss Eyes On Final Fantasy Pageant!

Last year's winner was the lovely Dr. Unne. Do you think that you can outdo hi..her? Now's your chance.

To enter the Miss Eyes On Final Fantasy, provide the following details:

Picture
Name
Age
Interests
Turn Ons
Turn Offs
Favorite Food
Favorite Show (TV, movie, anime, who cares?)
Favorite Actor
Favorite Author
Favorite Color
Favorite Color of Smarties
Favorite Flavor of Ice Cream
What is the Airspeed Of An Unladen Swallow
How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop?
Ambition
Biography

For an example, here's mine:

Name: Lesbian Seagull
Age: 21
Interests: Other Women, Running A Pageant
Turn Ons: Large Breasts
Turn Offs: Excessive Quantities Of Vomit, Great Steaming Heaps Of Excrement
Favorite Food: Great Steaming Heaps of Excrement Miso Ramen
Favorite Show (TV, movie, anime, who cares?): Ah! Megami Sama
Favorite Actor: Sam Neill
Favorite Author: Isaac Asimov
Favorite Color: Octarine
Favorite Color of Smarties: Blue. I Eat The Red Ones Last Because They Taste Like Crap
Favorite Flavor of Ice Cream: Vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors
What is the Airspeed Of An Unladen Swallow: 9.81 m/s^2, straight down. I clipped the bugger's wings
How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop? Sore wa himitsu desu
Ambition: What do you want to do tonight?
Same thing we do every night, Pinky--TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Biography:
When Frederic was a little lad he proved so brave and daring,
His father thought he'd 'prentice him to some career seafaring.
I was, alas! his nurs'rymaid, and so it fell to my lot
To take and bind the promising boy apprentice to a pilot --
A life not bad for a hardy lad, though surely not a high lot,
Though I'm a nurse, you might do worse than make your boy a pilot.

I was a stupid nurs'rymaid, on breakers always steering,
And I did not catch the word aright, through being hard of hearing;
Mistaking my instructions, which within my brain did gyrate,
I took and bound this promising boy apprentice to a pirate.
A sad mistake it was to make and doom him to a vile lot.
I bound him to a pirate -- you! -- instead of to a pilot.

I soon found out, beyond all doubt, the scope of this disaster,
But I hadn't the face to return to my place, and break it to my master.
A nurs'rymaid is not afraid of what you people call work,
So I made up my mind to go as a kind of piratical maid-of-all-work.
And that is how you find me now, a member of your shy lot,
Which you wouldn't have found, had he been bound apprentice to a pilot
NOTE: PLEASE do not PM me any votes. I will let you all know when the voting starts. Which won't be until we have some candidates to vote for.

Sidenote: *waves shyly at Mik*