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    A notification pops up. You open your inbox and see it isn't rep.
    It's a PM with a picture attachment. And it's from Raistlin.
    But he's not online.
    THEN WHO WAS PM?!


    IT'S COMING TO GET US.
    RUN, FAR AWAY

    (SPOILER)

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    There's a knock at the door.

    It's Daniel Towns with a pair of scissors.

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    Last week we caught a strange sort of feline while investigating a toxic area, and while the curious animal lay chained in a padded room we set up, one thing continued to elude us; a small pool of blood that surrounded its body.
    Every night the pool somehow increased in size, and every day the grotesque smile on the beasts face grew larger as it stared into our eyes.

    This ones crap, but I need to do something to get my creative juices a-flowin'.
    Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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    There's a new thread in the food forum. It was made by Chris.

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    Default or worse, metro

    I turned up to the the train station late one morning.

    I had to buy the Daily Mail.


    there was a picture here

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    Lightning Farron appears in Kingdom Hearts III

    A game that you've wait months and years for.

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    The score is 19 to 18 in golden point. Queensland have won their ninth State of Origin series in a row.

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    They announced it on the news today, you know what they said? They said that you died last night.

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    I can do it in three words.

    Ahem...

    (SPOILER)Lightning returns. Again.
    [You spit on mercy? Then you will have none! You want carnage?!]

    [Garrosh will get more blood than EVER he bargained for!]

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    I am alone in a cabin on a small temperate island in the middle of a lake for one week.

    On the first night someone or something is smashing into the door for about three minutes, then silence returns..

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    you have to prick

    the vagina




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    Don't read if you're squeamishThe sweat was glistening on my body as I climaxed.

    I looked down and saw that Miss Widdecombe was satisfied.


    I threw up in my mouth a little writing that.

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    The American government has abolished their two presidential term limit. We're heading into another four more years.
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    Rantzien smurfed a whale. He proceeded to have it's babies.

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