"I want to smurf your D&D character. Not you, but your character. She's hot."
"You look like a handsome Howard Stern."
"Are you Brazilian?"
Discuss.
Weird Things You've Been Told
"I want to smurf your D&D character. Not you, but your character. She's hot."
"You look like a handsome Howard Stern."
"Are you Brazilian?"
Discuss.
"You have nice veins"
Please tell me that was a phlebotomist who said it.
No, but he does work in the health care profession (which requires him to give injections/take blood). Also, this was on the first date and now he's my boyfriend.Originally Posted by LocoColt04
"You have a wee fat bum"
"You look like John Lennon"
"She's a wee nice girl, you can hardly tell she's American."
All of the above courtesy of Huxley's grandma.
"you walk like an Irishman"
"You look like Carrie Underwood"
"You look like Kelly Clarkson"
seriously. Thanks, but no I don't. That was odd.
"You look bottom-ish".
I am so distressed by this.
"Are you the type of red head with a temper?" Something along those lines by a ticket booth man.
Usually I say the weird things
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"You look like Seth Rogan and Andy Samberg had a lovechild."
"You have a girly butt."
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
I've been told by quite at least five people that I have nice hands and I genuinely don't get it. I've also been told by a few people that I have nice eyelashes. These are things I can't understand the attraction to, so yeah.
I can't think of anything else right now but I'm sure there are much, much more absurd things that EoFFers have said about me over the years.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Pfft, says the guy who made his eoff profile picture of his eyelashes!
It's an eye! On EYES on Final Fantasy! See also: Sig.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Uhuh, uhuh, just you keep telling yourself that while the compliments continue to roll in, eh?
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!It's an eye! On EYES on Final Fantasy! See also: Sig.
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