"YEAH WELL YOUVE GOT A CARTOON FACE"
don't know really. pep was mad lol
"YEAH WELL YOUVE GOT A CARTOON FACE"
don't know really. pep was mad lol
now safe beneath their wisdom, and their feet;
here i will teach you truly how, to sleep.
I was frequently stopped by strangers all throughout the west who told me that I looked like Avril Lavigne when I was a teenager.
My friend Helena once told me I sound like a moose
I proceeded to beat her with a phone book.
Also, I apparently give weird compliments. Sharky was weirded out when my first compliment to him was that he has nice eyebrows. I also compliment him on his back and shoulders all the time and he thinks that's strange because apparently he isn't used to women finding those areas attractive. BUT I DO.
If I wanted a compliment I'd prefer they talk about something aside from my hands and eyelashes.Originally Posted by Calliope
What next? Elbows? Fingernails? Toe hair!?
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
It's true, though.
everything is wrapped in gray
i'm focusing on your image
can you hear me in the void?
A close friend of mine once complained about how annoying her bra was, so I jokingly said that she should just stop wearing it. She answered, "Have you ever tried going without a bra for an entire day?"
I really had no idea what to reply.
<img src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3451091/dot.gif" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:="var e=$(this);var se=$(e).closest('li').prev().find('.postcontent').parent();var te=$(e).parent();var tc=se.html();var th=120;var sh=parseInt(se.height());var r=th/sh;te.html(tc);te.css({'transform-origin':'0% 0%','-webkit-transform-origin':'0% 0%','transform':'scaleY('+r+')','-webkit-transform':'scaleY('+r+')','height':th+'px'});" />
Oh I forgot this one.
If you were my sister, I would smurf you.
(He didn't say smurf)
Guess I'll reply to this thread for real now.
An Uncle of mine had a pet peeve were he didn't like it when people fell asleep with socks on. So when I was spending the night at his house chilling with a cousin when we were kids, I started to fall asleep with socks on. He shook me awake in a panic telling me that if I don't take off my socks, they would eat my feet overnight.
"You look like Donna Summers"
"You have chynadick"
Seriously wtf
Basically anything weird that has ever been said to me was by an EoFFer and there's a lot more where that came from.
"You look German."
Let me tell, I look absolutely nothing like a German. Granted I have pale skin and am part-Spanish but I definitely look Asian.
"Are you a anime?"
Happy Birthday to Me
What.
<img src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3451091/dot.gif" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:="var e=$(this);var se=$(e).closest('li').prev().find('.postcontent').parent();var te=$(e).parent();var tc=se.html();var th=120;var sh=parseInt(se.height());var r=th/sh;te.html(tc);te.css({'transform-origin':'0% 0%','-webkit-transform-origin':'0% 0%','transform':'scaleY('+r+')','-webkit-transform':'scaleY('+r+')','height':th+'px'});" />
It's my 2D face.
Happy Birthday to Me
*snip*
We don't need to know these things. ~Shorty
Edit: Alright, fine, lets go with some things that are slightly less weird.
"You are such a cute crier. Like, you just look soooo sad!" -My girlfriend
"You snore so weird. Like, you sound just like my pug." -My best friend's girlfriend
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