Emails!

[Pike]

Emailing me is a bad idea because I inevitably forget to respond.

But while we're on the topic, somebody help me figure out how to make a "professional" looking email address when every single combination of my name/birthdate is taken on like every email client.

What's your middle name?

My full name is Stephanie Maria Johnson. It's long as hell.

I was just going to put it off until next year or so at which point I will become (SPOILER)Stephanie Hobbes but I've reached a point where I think I need something in the meantime. I can't keep emailing potential employers as Pike, as much as I want to. I think that's probably why I'm still in retail.