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Thread: Move over Boob physics, say hello to sack physics!

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    Default Move over Boob physics, say hello to sack physics!

    Jiggling tits have had a massive amount of time devoted to them for over a decade now and even FFXIII whatever is getting them. But the male fun bag has been ignored. NO LONGER! We now can experience all of the dick waggling and sack shacking in one game that is blazing the trail!



    Behold, Ridiculous Penis Physics

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    wut



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    That is ridiculous, but actually looks hilarious. It's the type of thing you'd bust out and show someone to create the strangest feeling in, and then hide away for ever. Goddamn they need better underwear.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    That is the most goddamn mortifying and creepy-looking game I have ever seen. And I've played SH3 alone in a darkened room.

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    That was fantastic. I couldn't keep my eyes off of those jiggling testicles.


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    I didn't even notice the jiggling until you pointed it out xD.

    The noises are great.

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    The noises were the creepiest part!

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    There are noises?


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    Like...grunting noises.

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    Awful noises.

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    There are more than just grunting noises. I swear I can hear the testes bouncing off his legs. And because I was trying so hard to relate the noises with testicle locations, I'm fairly certain you can see the tip of a shaft poking out of his speedo in certain instances.


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    Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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    This is the game I've been waiting for all my life.

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    It's a start, but I do feel that they need to create more realistic physics. Also, anatomy, because I don't feel there was any sack involved, just some weird plastic spinning oval..
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    See, Paul and BoB get it.

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