I still wear the speedos I had when I was 9. I think I'm really attractive as I always draw gasps of admiration. The problem is I keep going to beaches filled with horny gay police officers. Now, don't get me wrong, EoFF Liberal Squad, there's nothing wrong with being either horny or gay! I just wish it didn't manifest itself in them chasing me, grabbing and grasping at me or trying to slap handcuffs on me, the kinky little rascals.