This quiz is stupid. I had to pick the "Job? What a conformist..." option because who the smurf dreams of being an office slave? They spelt the name of the band Phoenix wrong, which I will accept gets me some more hipster points. I got more points also for not eating couch food? I mean, what the smurf is that all about?

I hate this quiz. I'm probably even more hipster than it lets on, too, which is really sad.

EDIT: yeah and that smurfing drinking question? I don't drink coronas so I went with martini because god I'm gonna at least try and score some James Bond points while lying.