King of the hill!

[Floodblade1234]

you know the rules of the game,men/women/other/potatoes! Capture the hill from others in interesting and creative ways from the previous owner of the hill!

If you don't know how to play,heres an example!

Person A:

The hill is empty,I claim the hill!

Person B: I take a lawsuit against you and win,I claim the hill.

Person C: I forge your will to say the hill will be in my possession when you die,I kill you and claim the hill.

And so on.They can be as silly or sensible as your minds can create!



The hill is empty,so I take the hill by default!

[Spooniest]

Challenge you to a single stroke battle, your sword cuts mine in half, I stab you with the remaining half.

Unbelievable irony grants me the hill.

[Hollycat]

I light the hill on fire and roll in your ashes. Then I claim it.

[Shorty]

Hi there Our game forum is located in Wonder Square, for future reference! I am relocating this thread there. (edit: or someone else can do it for me)

I don't really understand how to play this game. Can you explani a bit more?

[Jinx]

I light the hill on fire and roll in your ashes. Then I claim it.

I make the ashes radioactive and they poison you. I claim the hill.

Shorty: The purpose of the game is to corrupt the previous person's answer to suit your needs so you can claim the hill.

[Floodblade1234]

Hi there Our game forum is located in Wonder Square, for future reference! I am relocating this thread there. (edit: or someone else can do it for me)

I don't really understand how to play this game. Can you explani a bit more?

oh gosh,I'm sorry! I didn't even notice the Wonder Square at all! haha! I apologize.

[Shorty]

That's okay! You ought to make a newbie thread, if you feel so inclined

[Floodblade1234]

I light the hill on fire and roll in your ashes. Then I claim it.

I make the ashes radioactive and they poison you. I claim the hill.

Since you weren't wearing a hazmat suit of any kind,you are also poisoned.

I claim the hill. (whilst wearing a hazmat suit.)

[Formalhaut]

That Hazmat suit makes you slow and clumsy, and I sneak up behind you, and push you down the hill, breaking your neck.

Because of this, I claim the hill.

[Hollycat]

I was once a peaceful gopher, however, I was knocked off my safe rock and onto the hill by a falling body in a hazmat suit. I landed in the irradiated grass and turned into gopherzilla. I then ate you and claimed the hill.

[Jinx]

I was once a peaceful gopher, however, I was knocked off my safe rock and onto the hill by a falling body in a hazmat suit. I landed in the irradiated grass and turned into gopherzilla. I then ate you and claimed the hill.

This is silly. I'm not responding to this.

That Hazmat suit makes you slow and clumsy, and I sneak up behind you, and push you down the hill, breaking your neck.

Because of this, I claim the hill.

Because you are so busy sneaking, you don't bother to look up. I ride my giant eagle Gwaihir over you and cast you into the fires of Mount Doom. I claim the hill for myself, because "It is mine. My own. My precious."

[Hollycat]

I was once a peaceful gopher, however, I was knocked off my safe rock and onto the hill by a falling body in a hazmat suit. I landed in the irradiated grass and turned into gopherzilla. I then ate you and claimed the hill.

This is silly. I'm not responding to this.

That Hazmat suit makes you slow and clumsy, and I sneak up behind you, and push you down the hill, breaking your neck.

Because of this, I claim the hill.

Because you are so busy sneaking, you don't bother to look up. I ride my giant eagle Gwaihir over you and cast you into the fires of Mount Doom. I claim the hill for myself, because "It is mine. My own. My precious."

That's almost fourteen times as realistic as my post.

[Spooniest]

Because you are so busy sneaking, you don't bother to look up. I ride my giant eagle Gwaihir over you and cast you into the fires of Mount Doom. I claim the hill for myself, because "It is mine. My own. My precious."

I win a riddle contest with you and steal the hill.

[Synoptikal]

I am Batman and never lose to The Riddler. I beat you and claim the hill!

[Formalhaut]

I am your master, and you are my apprentice. I beat you and claim the hill!! Aha!

(SPOILER)
Kidding of course! We are equals, naturally.