Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
Sephex is a hipster now?

Sephex

is a hipster now.

Well, sir, your post just lost all credibility.
I actually tried to join my local hipster club. They said if my fat ass could fit in skinny jeans, I could be in. I knew it would be a tight squeeze, and I almost got the pants up to my waist, but they pushed me over and started to cry, because laughing wold be expected. The worst part was that I fell down nearby stairs that was littered with PBR cans and record players. At the bottom of the stairs was a bunch of VHS tapes which I cleverly used as makeshift ninja stars to break out of the club.

So yeah, weird day, but whatever.

Oh, and they later learned that I had a vanilla frosty, so I was allowed in.