On the rare occasions when I want ice cream, I don't want weird, complex, intermingled flavors. I certainly don't want streaks of cherry and caramel or something ruining it.

What I value is simplicity and quality, and so of course I will never buy either of the brands mentioned above. Sorbets are usually better than ice creams anyway. The best "ice cream" I've ever eaten, by a substantial margin, was black cherry-nectarine ice.