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    Questions about anime and animation-related shows of any age and popularity becoming adapted to film are rampant. An April Fools joke suggested Shia Lebeouf would play Naruto. First of all, though some feel about SL as my uncle felt about Leo DiCaprio for no apparent reason (I actually suspect he saw a lot of his own arrogant self in the actor), I feel that he would be better suited to play Rock Lee as long as he never yelled or laughed... or really said anything at all. Of course, if this is a straight Naruto adaptation and not the Shippuden, then he would be too old anyway.

    There are a lot of mixed feelings toward the idea of an adaptation of any animated franchise much less Naruto some boasting that the idea of seeing a real human being portraying the character (cosplay notwithstanding!) is an unmatched experience although this can be ruined by a poor portrayal. Others claim that an adaptation would rely on outmoded effects to make the supernatural abilities look "cool" and complain that adaptations feel rushed particularly in casting.

    What would be your reaction to real news of Naruto being adapted? Maybe they won't call it Naruto like they did with The Last Airbender. Maybe they'll call it The Jinchuriki... no that's too foreign. Ah hell! Maybe they'll call it "The Nine-Tails" or "Knucklehead Ninja". On an a half-related note, would you watch if the adaptation called the ninja "chakra-wielders" or something of the sort?
    How would you feel if the adaptation only showed the Genin portion as like the first half-hour of the film and then went into Shippuden for the remainder?
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    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    I'm sorry but Naruto is one of the worst animes and mangas ever and I'm sure if they did this they would find a way to make it all about Sasuke.

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    Hmm. What if they did..? What if they called it "Uchiha"? lol
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Me and your uncle would get along great. I can't stand DiCaprio one bit.
    Xenogears is the tragic story of how your whole life can take a crappy turn, just because you happened to see a lady in a wedding dress before her wedding.

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    This boy is crackin' up, this boy has broke down

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    The nearest thing I've seen to IRL Sasuke is in Final Fantasy XIV and that's still not real...

    Honestly can't think of anyone who could possibly lend themselves to this! I guess you could pop a black wig on David Platt out of Coronation Street, he's sinister enough and a miserable broody little fecker etc.

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