lmao SHOOSH! You are not allowed to open things before you've actually paid for them! Do you know how infuriating it is to come back from your mandatory lunch break to find people pulling curtains out of their packages and hanging them up on the fancy curtain rods across the thingies in the curtain aisle? HUH!? DO YOU!? This ain't no damn Martha Stewart Living!

Also, crappy customer service is actually up -in- customer service. In the front. Them bitches are -bitches-. I was more than happy to help people when they needed it, it's just... when they open things. Then I'd go insane. Also, the Wal-Mart I worked at was smack in the ghetto.