Defeated, at the bottom of the hill, I think of an ingenious method. I begin digging into the hill, bit by bit, digging quietly to make sure you are unaware of my presence. Suddenly, and without warning, I spring up and frighten to you such a degree that you tumble off the hill.Originally Posted by Synoptikal
I claim the hill.
I use the same tunnel you created and kick you up the butt. Then, while you're down, I fill the tunnel with cement.
The new reinforced hill is MINE!
[You spit on mercy? Then you will have none! You want carnage?!]
[Garrosh will get more blood than EVER he bargained for!]
I parachute out of a plane and push you off the hill upon landing.
I now have the hill.
OOC: I was very tempted to add the caveat to my answer "Fill in the hole" but I left it. I knew someone would do it!
I call a overhead laser satellite to blast the top of the hill, incinerating qwertysaur. With the hill unoccupied, I claim the hill.
Tiny purple fishes run laughing through your fingers
And you want to take her with you to the hardland of the winter
While you were distracted, I took the hill.
EXCELLENT!! (shreds)
Distraction, my game
My haiku confuses you
The hill is mine now
[You spit on mercy? Then you will have none! You want carnage?!]
[Garrosh will get more blood than EVER he bargained for!]
Formy: Verily, I prithee, be still Synoptikal. Lest you hasten your demise.
Syn: But how can you harm me o'er there? Thou is foolish to think you can claim thy hill from -
[A passing arrow comes from afar, piercing Syn's neck]
Syn: [Gasping] Gah... I hath been mortally wounded....I should have known, not to be distracted...
[Syn dies]
Formy: Thy paid hand served me well. As I distracted Syn with idle chatter, thy archer sealed Syn's fate. I claim thy hill!
OOC: There should probably be a once in every five post clause here so we don't have the same two people going back and forth.
I tell formy of a young lass who is wounded behind that tree over there. In his eagerness to help, I claim the hill.
I'm not waiting five posts to claim what is rightfully mine!OOC: There should probably be a once in every five post clause here so we don't have the same two people going back and forth.
I tell formy of a young lass who is wounded behind that tree over there. In his eagerness to help, I claim the hill.
*pushes Neo off the hill*
It's MINE.
I nuke the hill, then sing a song about Hiroshima.
While you pray to dear god I will stop, I claim the hill.
I ask you politely for possession of the hill. You grant my request. I die of shock.
The hill is empty.
streme Wheelie
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The hill is empty, as am I. Together, we become one. I am the hill, the hill is me.
I walk up and Claim Jiro.
The Jiro is mine.
OOC: Wow, this became meta a lot faster than I expected. :keanu:
This thread needs renamed 'King of the Jiro'
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