I want either to have my facial hair (short of my moustache and "goatee") stop growing entirely or to miraculously grow a full beard. I am so fu ing frustrated with my facial hair. The right side of my face needs to be shaved every five hours mostly on my neck under my chin. The left side... every two days. WTF? I suppose I should be happy I never had this problem with my moustache.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
If I could grow that beard right now, even with lady parts too, I would grow that beard.Originally Posted by Faris
Seriously. That is one of the best beards ever.Seriously. The fact that he's judged it as "alright" makes me question his taste.Formy is wrong, here. That beard is the most correct thing I've ever seen.
Signature by rubah. I think.
So I read Formalhaut's post and threw up all over everything after looking at only the first pic, and then I saw Spooniest's post and I came...
I'm dealing with a lot of fluids right now, is what I'm saying.
Might want to get that checked out there Phil.
If I were you I'd be less worried about other people's bodily fluids and more worried about my own taste in bearded men
Formy is to beards as Chris is to food. It is a pity my husband forbids the posting of his image, for he has a truly beautiful beard that would put all of you scruff-faces to shame.
I am incapable of growing a proper beard, despite my father having a beard for the last...40 years?
[You spit on mercy? Then you will have none! You want carnage?!]
[Garrosh will get more blood than EVER he bargained for!]
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