View Poll Results: Best Ash-isms?

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  • Evil Dead

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  • Army of Darkness

    4 57.14%

  • I got it, I got it, I know your damn words!!

    3 42.86%
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Thread: This is my...BOOMSTICK!!

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  1. 08-12-2013, 11:01 AM #1
    Spooniest
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    I'm doing this from memory. Doubt all you want.

    Quote Originally Posted by Army of Darkness
    Yeah.

    Now, listen up. This (indicates shotgun) is my...BOOMSTICK!! This is a 12-gauge double-barrelled Remington. It has a walnut stock, and a hair trigger. You'll find this baby in the Sporting Goods department. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.

    YA GOT THAT?!?

    Now, I swear, the next one of you primates...even...TOUCHES me...

    AAAAAAAGGGHHH!!

    (Ash whirls on the monster that has climbed from the pit, and unloads a shotgun blast into it, knocking it back into the pit)
    Last edited by Spooniest; 08-12-2013 at 12:41 PM.
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