View Poll Results: Best Ash-isms?

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Thread: This is my...BOOMSTICK!!

  1. 08-12-2013, 08:50 AM #1
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    Default This is my...BOOMSTICK!!

    Or, the Ash-isms thread.
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  2. 08-12-2013, 10:15 AM #2
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    This isn't a World of Warcraft thread?
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  3. 08-12-2013, 11:01 AM #3
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    I'm doing this from memory. Doubt all you want.

    Quote Originally Posted by Army of Darkness
    Yeah.

    Now, listen up. This (indicates shotgun) is my...BOOMSTICK!! This is a 12-gauge double-barrelled Remington. It has a walnut stock, and a hair trigger. You'll find this baby in the Sporting Goods department. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.

    YA GOT THAT?!?

    Now, I swear, the next one of you primates...even...TOUCHES me...

    AAAAAAAGGGHHH!!

    (Ash whirls on the monster that has climbed from the pit, and unloads a shotgun blast into it, knocking it back into the pit)
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  4. 08-12-2013, 03:05 PM #4
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    Army of darkness 4 lyf

    To demonstrate how much I like it, here is a picture of my living room wall. https://www.dropbox.com/s/z48hfr99oq...2016.06.17.jpg
    everything is wrapped in gray
    i'm focusing on your image
    can you hear me in the void?
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  5. 08-12-2013, 05:39 PM #5
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    Boomstick, definitely xD I just saw this for the first time the other week with Vivi!

    also

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  6. 08-12-2013, 05:56 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
    I just saw this for the first time the other week with Vivi!
    I'm on a mission to civilize.

    Well, I've got news for you, pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now: Jack and trout... and Jack left town.
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  7. 08-12-2013, 07:10 PM #7
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    Good.... bad.... I'm the one with the gun.
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    Groovy
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    It's a trick -- get an axe.
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