Nah it's not going to be that academic. I want to have a talk about crazy things that happen in the WoR.

Like, say, how Sabin "holds up the house" so Celes can rescue that kid. We all know Sabin is balls awesome and tough as nails, but instead of holding up the house (which, I don't even get, and assume he was just keeping the entrance clear) he should have just punched a goddamn hole in the wall and got Celes and kid to escape that way.

And like, Cid says that a group of them lived on that island with an unconscious Celes for what, two years? I didn't see any high class medical equipment, so how the smurf did Celes not die? Their house is smurfing tiny so a) how did other people live there and b) how did she not see the secret gap shut up 2D world crap?

SO yeah let's discuss what's up with the zany World of Ruin.