Bow before the mighty Javoo!
LITTLE SISTER RETURNS TONIGHT!!!
WITH THREE PARTS!!
ONE WEDDING
ONE FUNERAL...
ONE MORE FUNERAL....
Stay Tuned
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Mirage gets her flirt on again
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And the newly evil Formy doesn't seem to be too impressed
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Rantz acts all bashful while Mirage blows him a flirty kiss
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"Come here you Swedish delight..."
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A first kiss... (Or you know, kiss 1004749 for Mirage)
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Uh... Oh...
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Mirage is getting told off again!
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Rantzien is getting shouted at
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It's about to go down...
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SLAP
Only a snippet of the drama that you will see tonight.
Mirage is such a whore but all conflicts are resolved with a little more WooHoo
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The ghost of Tifa's Boobs makes an appearance!
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And she's after a shower. I don't blame her, being burnt alive would make you want water.
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And BoB comes for a chat
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Formy's up to something
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Dat goatee
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Oh god. He wants to stab Noxy!
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He goes in for an argument with Mirage.
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FACE OFF NUMBER 1987398493874873 of Little Sister
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So much staring.
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Creepy Shorty is creepy.
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But she just walks into a wall.
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Noxy and Mirage appear to be patching things up.
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Snap snaaaap
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Umm, technical difficulties.. SAY CHEESE AGAIN
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Oh god... WHAT IS THIS?
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It's a no. Mirage has been cockblocked by Iceglow
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TV Time!
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All of a sudden it's Formy's birthday!
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Everyones all up in his grill
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BoB is doing some strange raindance
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And all of a sudden Formy is surrounded by weird lights. I'm then told he's now an 'Adult'. Great.
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BoB is trying so hard to be Rantzien's friend.
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And I just have no words to describe this one.
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Loony BoB is also having a birthday
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And he celebrates it in the dirty bathrom
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He does the magic aging thing, and all of a sudden, he's an old man.
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A grumpy old man.
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Mirage and Rantzien are in bed
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And just...
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Loony BoB has 'old man jarmas'
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The lovers are spooning
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And WooHooing
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Again.
ONE FUNERAL
You voted: Flying Mullet and Loony BoB
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Into the super incinerator they go
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And Mulley is the first to catch fire
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But he self-extinguishes
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But... his arse is still on fire
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For a while. Owiee
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BoB is no help
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And now he's on fire
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Mulley is so... shocked.
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Ach no!
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Goddamnit Mulley! Stop the heroics at once!
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It's futile. This old man is gone.
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Even if he does continually try
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BoB down.
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Mulley to go.
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So, without showing you EVER screenshot. Mulley has now put out over 7 fires.
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He just won't DIE
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He's invincible
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Fire? Not in this incinerator
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He's getting a bit hungry though
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And annoyed
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He's put out another 3 fires.
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Mulley becomes an OLD MAN before he dies in the incinerator
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Swag
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He even puts out a fire with ease
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smurf you fire.
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But..
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Hunger gets the best of him
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Le gasp
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Goodnight Mulley.
No, Mulley and BoB!![]()
ONLY FIVE REMAIN
Noxy
Shorty
Mirage
Formy
Rantzien
But... There's a surprise in store.
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MIRAGE IS PREGNANT
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Look at that maternity wear
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Formy insults the unborn child, implying that it will be brainless!
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And that's the straw that broke the camels back for their friendship
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Mmm. Sausage.
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With a bun in her oven, Mirage needs to put a ring on it
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So she proposes for the second time.
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Rantzien is shocked
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But he accepts the ring
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And looks positively delighted
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WOOP
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As an aside, is it possible to turn aging off? If this was Real Life Big Brother no Housemate would turn into an old man/woman that quickly!
Jesus christ this is like non stop drama to the face.
RIP Iron Mullet, you were one tough motha.