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    She gets cut with a right shoulder-to-left-illiac cut, and inexplicably flies back into the air; physics has gone out the window already, but why in the name of ZOOSE'S BUTTHOLE does her hat not fall off?

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    Bobby pins.
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    She was wearing a hat from the same company that made Indiana Jones his hat.

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    It was not actually her hat but her hair in the shape and colour of a hat. Teenagers do the craziest things.


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    ...This reminds me of "Virtual Insanity."

    His name is Jamiriquai, right?

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    She's got the drawstring on tight.



    Although probably not tight enough.



    But that's as close to a realistic explanation as I think we'll find.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Her outfit is so practical to go leading people through dangerous mountain trails.
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    How does Mr. "No Admittance" see under that thing anyway? Why is it glowing? Does it serve any purpose?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spooniest View Post
    How does Mr. "No Admittance" see under that thing anyway? Why is it glowing? Does it serve any purpose?
    How does Sam Fisher from Splinter Cell see through his glowing, eye covering hat?
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    auto-magnifying, night-vision reconnaissance visors. They're typically worn like a baseball cap with the bill pull low but not enough to obscure vision. It's only when they need to use them that they pull them down.

    I'm more curious how this guy can see:



    The visor is so large, there's no leeway for vision and there's no openings?
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mercen-X View Post
    auto-magnifying, night-vision reconnaissance visors. They're typically worn like a baseball cap with the bill pull low but not enough to obscure vision. It's only when they need to use them that they pull them down.

    I'm more curious how this guy can see:



    The visor is so large, there's no leeway for vision and there's no openings?
    Mako technology.


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    True warriors don't see their opponents with their eyes, they just feel their movements.
    >>Am willing to change opinions based on data<<

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sephex View Post
    She was wearing a hat from the same company that made Indiana Jones his hat.
    Indiana Jones loses his hat - YouTube

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeloZer0 View Post
    True warriors don't see their opponents with their eyes, they just feel their movements.
    Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side.

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    At the speed she fell (it was slowed down) her hat wouldn't necessarily fall off.

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