Quote Originally Posted by Formalhaut View Post
Really? Rydia? Maybe it's just that photo that is submitted but I've never found Rydia to be spectacularly attractive. In that match-up, I'd actually say Noah is prettier.



"H-hey! I can hear you, you know!"











"Things are looking pretty bad
for you. I fear you'll have to
try even harder in order to
appeal to these lusty perverts."











"But how? How can I beat a
slutty-looking character like Noah?"












"Simple. You just have to become even sluttier yourself!"

















"But you have to give it your all!
Don't just act like a slut, Rydia. Be a slut!
"...are you really just trying to help me here?


















"Things don't look all that bright for you either, Rider."











"I'm well aware. Thus... as dirty
as it might be, I'm afraid I have no
choice but to resort to... ponies!


















"...now, that is one cheap trick."