Everything that was wrong with 3 is not wrong in 4 it is the Game Of The Infinite Vortices Of Time and welp it's a bit late now because it's out in EU in like 7 and a half hours but VPN bitches, learn to use them.

The shipboard romance options are literally the best thing. That's not a misuse of literally - they are the best event that has ever transpired in the entire course of our universe's long history.

Saints Row 4 = (Citizen Kane x the collected works of Shakespeare)hagia sofia

Edit: holy trout my set's even purple, Pike is a wizard