You Would Be Unhelpful At...

[Formalhaut]

fire_of_avalon would be most unhelpful at being a firefighter.

[Spooniest]

I need to send a message to EoFF that will go mostly unnoticed. Formy is my only intermediary, since my internet is down. Since he is so recognisably recognisable, his message would be read by all.

[Laddy]

I need someone currently registered at EoFF.

[NeoCracker]

I am in dire need of shipping 20lb's of pure columbian heroine across the US/Mexican boarder.

Laddy is the only available Mule, and one of the people he must slip by is a seductive and muscly black man.


(SPOILER)This is only going to make sense if I didn't mix up the dude here who really likes black guys.

[Ultima Shadow]

I need someone to write an article about a mainstream non-rpg for my game magazine.



(SPOILER)

[Jiro]

I need someone to be the Joey to my Yugi. But Shads is the Yami to my Yugi