What are some good guidelines for creating new topics?

[Flying Mullet]

And who doesn't love Bacon, Boobs and Booze?

I'm a religious Jew, and I don't drink because for me control over my faculties is a matter of principle.

As for the middle one, well... O=)

As opposed to a non-religious Jew?

Non-religious Jews don't have problems eating bacon.

Also known as a Jamaican Jew.