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    Default So I got jailed in beta...

    In case you wanted to know what the jail looks like and what happened:

    Getting jailed in beta - YouTube

    I totally deserved it but it's quite hilarious (if you're not soft hearted...might offend some.)

    Also, turn your volume down, I am EXTREMELY loud; didn't know my mic's sensitivity was that high when recording.

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    I am surprised they gave you that many chances xD

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    (SPOILER)
    "Have you done anal?"

    ...

    "Do you want to?"

    :chuckle:
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    That was hilarious.


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    You probably could have got away with Vai Fanculo.

    It sounds like a name, but means "go smurf yourself" in Italian. (Well, "vai a fanculo")

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