I don't have any ink...I've never even thought about it. I've never had any money, and I'd never dream of asking such fine artists to work for free or for trade.

What I do have is...

A birthmark of the number 2 on my left bicep.


Is this freaking you out? Cuz it's kinda freaking me out.

But I have nothing against getting a tattoo, if I ever have the money to properly compensate the artist.