Where is that Chocobo head?

I haven't seen him post in days. I also sent him a PM which he hasn't replied to. I'm making this thread just because I know how much he hates when I don't reply, and how much he calls me for it from time to time.

So, where is Loony BoB?

Theories for the disappearance please. Whoever comes up with the best/funniest wins.

PS. I'm also accepting MS Paint drawings and they're actually highly encouraged.