Quote Originally Posted by Sephex View Post
Quote Originally Posted by Shauna View Post
No jokes allowed!
A British, French, and Polish man get captured by a group of cannibals. The cannibals inform the men that they are going to skin them alive for use of canoes. Not wanting to accept a horrible fate, the three men break free, but know they can't escape the immediate area alive.

The British man slits his own throat and dies seconds later.

The French man snaps his own neck.

The Polish man grabs a nearby fork and starts stabbing his own torso screaming, "**** YOUR CANOE!!"
This took me a couple of reads to understand because I thought that they were being eaten as punishment for using canoes