The time be 8:30 at night lads. And all across the Eyeon sea, not a peep was heard, nor a statement posted. It be as if I'm the only dog floating these seas. Aye, not even the lurkers be pokin their heads out.

Could be they all left.
Could be they've all gone mute.

But, what I think be is that the Kraken done taken them all away, and left me on me lonesome here in the Eyeson sea.



I be so lonely.


Yo, why is this place always so quiet nowadays?