In the Chinese Zodiac, I'm a Pig. I hate it.
I'm a Libra monkey, I think.
Also pigs are smurfing adorable.
I think you have the wrong idea of what a "pig" is if you hate being the Chinese zodiac pig.
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Yeah, wild pigs are smurfing badasses who will eat your damn face. Apparently I was born in the year of the Ox.
No, smurf boars and javelinas.
I am a lion and an earth dragon. smurf the rest of your guys animals.
Where is the "astrology is bulltrout made up by a bunch of dudes who thought they were the centre of the universe but really you're so small that the cosmos don't give a crap about you" poll option?
Boldly go.
Stereotypical Cancer here.
Next to the "I'm too busy doing important stuff like performing life-saving operations and yet I still spend time to acknowledge those who have the luxury and lack of sophistication to take five minutes to enjoy the bulltrout that is astrology" option.
Um, duh.
This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius.
Let the sunshine in, bitches.
Like what space trout am I governed by? But there's so many to choose from!
The Earth Alliance Omega-class Destroyer?
An Imperial Star Destroyer?
Rama?
LEXX?
The Death Star II?
No. My fate is guided by the Tsar's capital ship: The Tsunami. The Tsar and his battlefleet sees everything; knows everything; punishes everything. And at the heart of this mighty host is the Tsunami, a ship so powerful that a laser shot can destroy a full shielded League of Free Worlds Dreadnaught.