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    Miley Cyrus Admits To Singing About Molly On 'We Can't Stop'

    I've never heard this song, but if I had to take a guess based on her recent career moves, I would guess for molly because it's "edgy" which seems like what she's trying so hard to be lately.

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    She's said that it is dancing with molly when bitching about them editing things.

    Also yeah you can totally see her nipples in the new photoshoot she did. Girl is cray cray

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    Yep. I watched SNL with her. She did acoustic of "We Can't Stop".. and she said "Molly". Damnit Miley.
    And then in one skit they pulled out the American Girl Molly Doll and was like "Since you're always singing about Molly.. Isn't this who it is?!"

    The poor girl, though... She can barely make it through singing "Wrecking Ball". I almost cried -for- her.

    She's sooooo good live though.. She really is.

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    Yes, Cyrus hosted Saturday Night Live on October 5-6, and the cold opening act pretty much recapped all of the controversy of the VMAs. It took place in a post-apocalyptic New York City in the year 2045, stating that though some believed it was caused by either the government shutdown or Obamacare, the real cause of the apocalypse was Cyrus' performance at the VMAs, which is widely known for its tendency to produce controversy year after year. We then flashed back to just before the VMAs, which was a time-travel story that involved Cyrus' past self during the Hannah Montana era, warning her about the potential shock it could cause. And speaking of Hannah Montana herself at her opening monologue, Cyrus stated that she was murdered. (And we all know that she died at your own hands, Miley.) Cyrus also parodied her own song, "We Can't Stop," as "We Did Stop (The Government)," referencing the government shutdown, which, as of now, has been going on for 10 days thus far.

    When Cyrus stated that Hannah Montana was murdered, it should be noted that she really meant that she is no longer her. In the fictional series, Hannah Montana, aka Miley Stewart, retired in 2011 at the series finale; her last album, ironically titled Hannah Montana Forever, was released in 2010, while the series finale aired in January 2011, and in that episode, Miley Stewart decides to attend college with her best friend Lilly.

    In real life, it was clear that Hannah Montana was on life support, and pretty much doomed, after Cyrus' recent antics and the release of the "We Can't Stop" single and music video, and that as of August 25, 2013, after her performance at the VMAs, if you think about it, Hannah Montana has been officially, symbolically, murdered by Miley Cyrus. She wanted to get rid of her alter ego for quite some time now; as many as four years ago, when she pole danced at the 2009 Teen Choice Awards, and then the following year, in 2010, she released Can't Be Tamed, along with its title track, people had a feeling that she was doomed. At that time, she was still fettered by Hannah Montana, but in 2013, she had no further ties with her retired alter ego. Shouldn't she realize that without Hannah Montana, she would have never been famous in the first place?

    Hannah Montana was a bubbly, wholesome, teen pop idol for thousands, if not millions, of young girls, both domestically and internationally, and now, Miley Cyrus has ruined the memories of all of those young girls when she subjected them, and their parents, to what some consider a vicious slaughter of a wholesome pop idol by stripping and twerking against Robin Thicke's pelvis (not to mention that he was also dressed as Beetlejuice) at the VMAs, the perfect stage for such a performance. (She also ruined the foam finger in the process, by using it to symbolize a man's penis.)

    Now, we all know that Hannah Montana isn't actually a real person, but some news sources have written articles about it as an obituary, calling it "the death of Hannah Montana." The cause of death, according to the coroner's office: a combination of neglect, shame, and twerking. Her official date of death has been confirmed as August 25, 2013. She would have been 21 on November 23 (both Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus were born on November 23, 1992).

    Obituary: Hannah Montana dies of neglect and shame at the VMAs - The Globe and Mail

    R.I.P Hannah Montana: 2013 MTV VMA's was 'the day the music died' - Knoxville Celebrity Headlines | Examiner.com

    R.I.P. Hannah Montana | Outlook AUB

    Others, especially fans, even including other celebrities, also treated her as a real person, mourning her death, and telling her to "rest in peace."

    Twitter Mourns The Death Of Hannah Montana After Last Night's VMAs

    Some even take it a step further by creating "memorials" for her, including two designs for Hannah Montana's grave tombstone that I've discovered so far:

    http://outlookaub.com/wp-content/upl..._JmWMpE2-1.jpg

    Mockazine: Rest In Peace, Hannah Montana.

    Some of you may have hated her back then, but I hate her a hundred times more now, because at least Hannah Montana was decent and wholesome, as opposed to the trashy Miley Cyrus, who might as well be a porn star (not that she looks good as one, though).

    With that, it's clear that Hannah Montana is now officially pronounced dead, having been symbolically murdered in cold blood by none other than Miley Cyrus, who stated this herself on Saturday Night Live. She didn't say who murdered her, but we all know that it was in fact you, Cyrus.

    I should also note that one of Cyrus' most unlikely defenders is feminist icon Gloria Steinem, who blamed not Miley herself, but the culture that we live in.

    http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/celeb-new...013155221.html

    "You know, I don't think so. I wish we didn't have to be nude to be noticed, but given the game as it exists, women make decisions. For instance, the Miss America contest is in all of its states, forms… the single greatest source of scholarship money for women in the United States. If a contest based only on appearance was the single greatest source of scholarship money for men, we would be saying, 'This is why China wins.' You know? It's ridiculous. But that's the way the culture is. I think that we need to change the culture, not blame the people that are playing the only game that exists."
    She is very right about one thing: pop culture today relies too much on shock value, and that needs to change. However, the Miss America pageant objectifies women in a positive way; she is decent and wholesome, and is a scholarly Main Street girl next door. She has class, grace, and intelligence, and desires to do positive and productive things in life. And though Hannah Montana was a bit closer to this standard (apart from celebrity status), Miley Cyrus is very far from it.

    R.I.P. Hannah Montana
    November 23, 1992 - August 25, 2013
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    I just feel a great "So What?" with a sigh as my general response. She's moving on from her teenage career. Good for her. Not to mention that Hannah Montana isn't real. Like, this entire post is such an overreaction. ._.

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    This is the funniest post I have ever seen.

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    yep, kids can't grow up and become their own person

    judge based on quality of the music, jeez


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    If people acted like one of my characters was a real person whilst ignoring or straight up insulting me, I'd probably go a bit barmy, too.

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    How dare she grow up and do what she wants like an adult who is no longer contracted with Disney. How dare she.
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jinx View Post
    How dare she grow up and do what she wants like an adult who is no longer contracted with Disney. How dare she.
    She'll change her image again in a few years after she is done laughing her way to the bank. My money is on a Pokemon themed album with Carols Santana doing lead guitar on the future hit single. This album will be called "Poke'hanna Santana."

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    who the hell is Carols Santana?

    OH. -Carlos- .. XD

    Also, I'm becoming of the opinion that Millionaire -is- a News whateverthechuck y'all call it.

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    I dunno... Unless a newsbot can have an affinity for armpits...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperMillionaire View Post
    However, the Miss America pageant objectifies women in a positive way;
    well that's good, that means things are ok now. gives me time to
    get back to dehumanizing other groups of people in positive ways
    like pop stars and mexicans

    ob·jec·ti·fy
    /əbˈjektəˌfī/
    Verb
    1) Express (something abstract) in a concrete form: "good poetry objectifies feeling". <- not relevant to this conversation
    2) Degrade to the status of a mere object.
    Synonyms
    reify


    anyway
    http://tressiemc.com/2013/08/27/when...te-wonderland/
    Last edited by krissy; 10-11-2013 at 05:29 AM.

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    May I just say one thing about the whole Sinéad O'Connor thing.

    Sinéad wrote the letter as a well-intended gesture, and Miley responded by going on Twitter, and started belittling Sinéad for having bipolar. So, she didn't take kindly to Sinéad's advice? Fine, but she responded in such an immature and quite frankly disgusting way.



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    How would you feel about a thirty year old Miley Cyrus trying to sing for the 13 year old age bracket? It would be weird, wouldn't it? She's ageing and growing and changing and her music and behaviour follows suit. Sure, some of it might be in bad taste, but what does it matter?

    She's no longer corrupting the youth 'cause her music ain't for them any more. Again, get off your high horses; let her be who she wants to be. Maybe if she was ~off the rails~ like y'know Lindsey Lohan or something your scathing judgement might be acceptable, but I find it to be a little bit rich.

    Mind you, she's not allowed to just be a bitch to people either. I just don't get the whole slut shaming crap.

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